Sunday, August 2, 2009

Notes from the Teleportation Office

There is in existance today an actual teleportation device. The bad news is that this device is said, by Discover Magazine, not work for anything bigger than a rubidium atom (see Codex Futurius: Teleportation at blogs.discovermagazine.com).

I am discrediting that theory today! My home office proves that teleportation of items as small as a needle for the antique sewing machine on the north wall to as large as the Oxford Unabridged International Dictionary can pop in and out of existence at will!

My enormous dictionary is missing. I know where it was 2 days ago..... I am quite convinced that it will return to its previous location when the teleportation experiment has ended. I just have no idea who is experimenting.

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